Dear Brian,
Weather in Yorkshire is ******wet and not soooo waaaarrmmm!!!!
Having been on soul detectives website .....happen we may come to one of your gigs...but need to know that YOU will be there (or happen that we won't pay out for travel expenses!!!)! We will be your cheer leaders........do you have fluffy balls or anything else that we could use!!! Thought your performances in Zante were the best..........EXCELLENT! have you had any more requests for FANTASY or even Neil Diamond?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are coming over to the gigs please let me know........I could do with more fags and sex on the beach..??? do Rumours bottle it with shots?? Say hello to John, and his wonderful overworked, underpaid, staff with no air conditioning in crappy accomodation....is he engaged / has he proposed yet??? His secret is SAFE with us because you can trust us....we're NURSES!!!!!!!!!
Any demand for condoms or emergency contraception???? Or can we wait till 2008 season?!
Lots of love, Lucy & Sally